Category: Fun

Del.icio.us snapshot for May 2007

Del.icio.us snapshot for May 2007

The image above represents the taxonomy of all the links I’ve saved in Del.icio.us. You can tell the stuff that have interested me ever since I started using the online bookmarking site, which was eventually acquired by Yahoo! in 2005.

I can’t resist

Must. Post. These. irresistibly cute sleepy kittens.

“I…wwwilll…nohht…scshllleeeeppp…PLOP!”

“Mmm…eeeh…yowwhhhh…”

Funnies

Some days are like sh*t rolling down the hill. And then you find hilarious videos online such as this one showing Conan O’Brien playing 1864-style baseball. I always enjoy watching Conan, especially when he makes fun of himself.

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd1eu

And who could top Pinoys’ hilarious take on the English language? Funny Pinoy signs anyone?

funny pinoy english
Bres para sa ngipon gives you that million-piso Kodak smile.

funny pinoy english signs
No shit!

funny pinoy english
Gotta have me one of them Canvers New Star.

(More at Witerary.)

Just for fun: Pinoy jokes

Some forward from the IBC Badminton egroup. PCs beware. Bato-bato sa langit, ang tamaan sa presinto magpaliwanag. 🙂

Prospective Employer to Applicant: ” So why did you leave your previous job?”
Applicant: ” The company relocated and they did not tell me where!” ______________________________________________________________
Bisaya 1: ” Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan.”!
Bisaya 2: ” Dili bay!”
Bisaya 1: ” Kay Hipi?”
Bisaya 2: ” Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER iyan. Gisulat niya sa likud o, “’SAFARI’.”  _____________________________________________________________
Misis: ” Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala niya ang limang anak namin.”
Radio Host: ” Ok, go ahead!”
Misis: ” Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa iyo diyan!”  _____________________________________________________________
Hello! Heto na naman ako. Gulung-gulo ulit ang isip ko. May nais lang sana akong itanong sa inyo. Alam ko matutulungan niyo ako Ang BIRDS FLU ba ay past tense ng BIRDS FLY?  _____________________________________________________________
AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin mo!
INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili
______________________________________________________________
Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang
______________________________________________________________
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That’s not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! > > > ______________________________________________________________
KRIMINAL1: “Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?”
KRIMINAL2: “Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya! Sana naman walang nangyaring masama sa kanya.”